Dear ~Craznicop,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Kallie-

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